It took me years to feel comfortable ordering a sandwich here in the US. I hated being asked "How do you want that?"
Umm - you mean I have choices? Which one of several kinds of bread? Toasted or not?
"And what do you want on it?"
Oh no, MORE choices! Mayonnaise, or oil and vinegar? Onions? Pickles? Tomatoes? Lettuce? Hot peppers? And on and on . . . it was just too much work. Oh, to be in the UK where I just had to decide which one of the prepackaged sandwiches I wanted. (Usually chicken tikka just because I never see it in the US!)
Eventually, I simply resorted to a sandwich that does not require choices to be made except whether I want fries with it - the tzatziki chicken gyro.
March Hare Madness
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